Exhibits in the Museum of My Brain
For a limited time only!
I. The Room of The Most Embarrassing Moments
Rated X. Strong language, nudity.
Showing seven days a week, 24 hours a day. Not for the faint of heart.
"If you liked Dumb and Dumber, you'll love this." - Molly St. James, Blem, Minnesota
II. Castles in the Air
G-rated. Fun for the whole family! Saturday, 10pm - 2am only.
"A sight to behold! Move over, Disneyland!" Ursula Kenab, Gossimer, Idaho
III. Hall of Unreasonable Fears
PG-13. A thoughtful exhibit in the style of Edvard Munch. Exhibition time varies; somewhat random.
"Provocative and stunning! Most interesting was the piece entitled 'Left Big Toe Cancer' and 'Vague Yet Very Worrying Faitigued Feeling'." Edgar V. Limm, Senarkat, Idaho
IV. Gallery of Obsessive-Compulsive Behaviors
PG. Amusing pieces designed to enlighten and entertain. Playing strictly on Monday from 1pm to 2:27pm, Thursday from 3:42am to 5:16am, and Sunday from 1:00pm to 1:01pm.
"I especially enjoyed 'Things Must Be Aligned On The Desk'. Quel interessant!" - Miriam Koe, Blechnel, South Dakota
posted by MC @ 7:13 PM
10 Comments:
I love this! I laughed!
I loved this too, your brain, looking into your brain is exhilarating and funny. Love these brief peeks into the gray matter.
You guys are just being nice. But 'Zilla ... think of illustrating what I wrote ...
I'm not being nice. Are you being nice, Fineartist? I have never known you to be nice before, but there's a first time for everything.
I do believe MC's comment was issued forth from section III, or, more likely, section IV, that only "certain" people get to know about.
Section IV of MC's Brain Exhibit:
Expressions of Humility; unrated; Features reticent renderings of his buns adorned in ass-neutral jeans along with a deceptively self-effacing Haiku collection, my favorite of which is:
Was I humorous?
Were people laughing with me?
They were being nice!
"You've really got to check this guy out!" 'Zilla Doe, Blogger, The Internet
I can't follow that.
I would, however, love to steal this idea.
It would make a fantastic play, perhaps.
Hell no, not me, I'm never nice.
Okay, I'm lying I AM nice but I am also honest...and I always cop to it eventually if I have said something that is untrue.
The hall of unresonable/irrational fears...I live there too sometimes, okay, more often than I care to admit, really. And Munch, he used to foam at the mouth when he painted. Called his paintings his children and used to whip them into shape. Odd, man but his work, omg, everything he depicts has the potential to die, from the people, to the air around them, to the innanimate objects....which means they live, Munch paints life into everything.
Left big toe cancer really cracked me up. Oh hell, I hope you don't have a left big toe cancer...then I would feel like a real shit....
Exhibit V: A Survey of Jealousy Over the Diseases of Others, A Silent Documentary; Rated R for puss and other bodily effluvia, soft and incoherent cursing under anesthesia, and brief (below the ankle) nudity. The exema scene is Oscar-worthy, but the left big toe cancer scene ... eh, skipworthy, but not offensive.
"Well, well, well. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" Dr. Zelda Von Zilla, (Lite) Mayo Clinic (with Dijon Mustard on the side)
Sending out the coyote call. What’s happening? Life got you by the brain?
Zilla cracks me up….no end…..
Perfect. I laughed until I fell on the floor (aka LUIFOTF), or whatever that is, and no, I am not being nice, because it's Christmas Time and I'm a BITCH. But you missed ONE exhibit. Rub-a-Dub-Dub. What time is THAT one showing -- hmmmmmm? Dirty dirty....
That particular exhibit is X-rated, and this museum is a family friendly establishment. My government would expect nothing less.
I will say, however, that anyone who is interested and knows the secret handshake can be shown to the "Coyote Sure Showers a LOT" exhibit which is in the basement in a closed off room. It's not for the faint-hearted. Also, although the exhibit runs pretty much all the damn time, like WAY too often, there is a price, and it's NOT cheap.
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